Monday, March 31, 2008
11:16 PM | sam n dol jokes
Nazekyn turned 2 today!!
dear, we hurdled through lots of obstacles in our relationship. and im proud we made it. till eternity. insyallah.
my most thankful to:-
1. khairiyana for being the first to msg me early in the morning. so sweet of you to still remember nazekyn anniversary.
2. Jannah for ur well wishes to us.
3. C2K and Mai for ur well wishes and putting up an entry of nazekyn anniversary in your blog. greatly appreciated.
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!!
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SAM: Kenapa kau cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum, lembu tu terajang aku.Nasib baik tak mati.
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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Katakedai 2 Ringgit!!
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SAM: Kau kata ikan emas peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau diamati lemas?
DOL: Seb! ab aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!
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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah…. hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer….
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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL: Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah!
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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini ‘candle light dinner’ denganbini kau, mesti dia suka.
DOL: kena marah adalah! Api rumah aku dah kena potong lah, lupa nakbayar bil elektrik! ============ ========= ========= =====
SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada…
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu…
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SAM: Dol, aku dengar! bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macam ni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat Batukdengan lebih baik lagi.
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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard ‘SILADATANG LAGI’…degil!
**much gratitude to syasya for letting me quote this joke! sayang ko!!
something to giggle out in celebration of April Fools Day. ahaaa! dear kena kantoi dgn budak2 c2k pagi2 buta! kecian you.
